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Writer's Block: Annals of Animal Warfare

Nov. 17th, 2008 | 08:14 pm
location: bedroom
mood: amusedamused
music: Terminator

Putting the laws of time and plausiblity aside, picture a battle between the megalodon (a prehistoric shark with a six-foot jaw span) and a giant squid (reported to be the size of a school bus). Who would win?


I think a giant squid could wrap its tentacles around that Megalodon's six-foot jaw and clamp that shit shut. Whut.

girl what's up *
Girl, what's up? Won't you be my laydee?

* Not actual Megalodon.

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Weening my hallow?

Oct. 31st, 2008 | 01:49 pm

I hope this is where the body of your text goes for LJ when one is using a phone. I am taking a break from moving. Well, from cleaning, to be more precise. Today is our deadline (Happy Halloween, right?) and so David and my father are taking the last 2 pieces of furniture over to Orange Park and I have been alone at the apartment for about 2 hours waiting on Ann and my mom, cleaning and trying to nurse my newly re-injured back. That sounds like an oxymoron to me. Anywho, I haven't hd the time to check much of anything, or even breathe really, but I will be back to normal soon. And I gotta go.

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Oct. 23rd, 2008 | 10:56 pm
mood: rejuvenatedrejuvenated

I long to let these thoughts loose upon the masses, to let the eager minds soak up my words far better than any sponge ever could. Words seem to enjoy playing twisted games from childhood with me, however, winding and running until they tuck themselves neatly away in some hidden compartment inside of this brain of mine, forcing me to over think and over search and over analyze when maybe, this entire time, they've not been hiding but rather standing, waiting patiently for me to quit fretting, and to come to them at my own pace.

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Research: It makes me that much smarter.

Oct. 19th, 2008 | 03:51 pm
mood: excitedexcited

I am researching the candidates,
and other information on other topics I have become rusty on
since high school...
And I would just like to say:

I AM
SO FUCKING
EXCITED
ABOUT
THIS
ELECTION!



That's all.

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ooo. Locked.

Feb. 14th, 2008 | 02:00 am
mood: tiredtired

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